The Tales of Ghostana - The Creature of Immense Power (Starring Denny)

The boat was driven by farmers toward the girl who had bolemia. The girl sank into an abyss where she screamed and landed with a thud but beknownst to the sailors, the ship was headed into a red and white crevice as well. Plus, a bird which sang a beautiful song for all to hear got swallowed by a crocodile. After this incident, the crocodile was unable to attack anyone, but the ship still fled it's teeth.

NOTE: the crocodile is not an 'it'...it...I mean, 'he'...is a 'he' crocodile.

So the ship dropped anchor and fell sideways because the anchor was too heavy. The ship was half saved, but the crew members were dumped into the water, and soon fell down the abyss to join the bolemic girl. Soon they learned the ways of the bolemic girl - eating stones and dirt, then puking them up - so they could trick their stomachs into thinking they were full and survive until someone rescued them.

NOTE: This trick was used by Tinkywinky when he was stranded in the Calamari desert.

Meanwhile, there was one survivor from the ship, a man (or chicken, I don't really know), who was sleeping in the galley when he wasn't supposed to, so when the boat tipped sideways, he was flung against the side of the ship, woken up and didn't fly out into the water. Too bad, it would have been interesting to see if he WAS a chicken or not!
Ahem. Anyway, the rule breaker was rewarded in this circumstance, which is usually the way it goes. That's right kids - BREAK THE RULES AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED! EVERYBODY SCREEEEEEAM! AHHHH!!!!

Uh...continuing on...

So the chicken-man (who was extremely brave, mind you), managed to escape the tipsy boat (it must have drank too much), and climb onto the shore. There, he stood nonchalantly (too big a word for you?), with his:

A: Hands B: Flippers C: Claws D: Wings or E: Jar of Almonds, in his pockets. (For a visual reference, look below)

Oh ya, I forgot...his name is Denny. But his name may not matter soon when the crocodile bites off his rabbit tail! He caused a whole crew of shipmates to fall into an abyss, so biting off a tail should be no problem! So, as Denny stood with his (A: Hands B: Flippers C: Claws D: Wings E: cloved garlic) in his pockets, completely cluesless and ignorant of his surroundings, the crocodile made his move. Slowly, it...I mean his mouth opened wide, and a row of glittering teeth revealed themselves (the poor crocodile lost his top row from cavities). With his mouth wide open, each half-second that passed was suspenseful and agonizing for the reader and all witnesses at the scene (how do you think I am telling you this story?). Yes, it was pure agony for me, just watching poor Denny about to be eaten. I almost cried...almost.

So, as I was saying, the crocodile - named Wisconsin (don't ask me how I know that, I just know) - reared up for a final blow, with his horns dancing menacingly behind Denny, as Denny stood there clueless. Soon, intense seconds turned into painstaking minutes as the creature readied himself for the kill. Then, painstaking minutes turned into heart-attack-at-any-second hours, and the creature with the yellow sombraro and buck teeth, made his move. I braced myself, and closed my eyes, unable to watch the horrific scene (yet somehow I know exactly what happened). The following event happened exactly like this:

He farted. Unable to explain what had just happened, I realized exactly what just occured - after swallowing the bird, the crocodile could no longer attack anyone - remember?!? So, Denny got to stand there happily for the rest of his days, while his crewmates in the Abyss ended up dying, and I, the random narrator, got to write another random story. Yay!

Stay tuned for next time...

Kreshmir's Note: Sorry that the pictures are hard to see...the originals were very light and did not scan well!